I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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