you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
What changed your mind?
Being sober
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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