Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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