On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
They have beer where we have blood.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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