Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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