i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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