we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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