No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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