Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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