Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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