There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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