i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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