He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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