i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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