Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
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How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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