Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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