also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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