school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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