i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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