did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
You are the jesus of drinking
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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