i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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