tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My hand turned me down
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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