Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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