She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
