I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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