oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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