Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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