If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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