ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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