I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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