can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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