Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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