you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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