i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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