just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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