She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
