so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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