I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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