my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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