Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
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She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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