True but thats because hes a fetus.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
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