Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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