I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
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I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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