A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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