miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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