Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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