I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
