That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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He passed out mid-signature
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
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"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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