What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We had to coat check the pizza.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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