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(936): View more from Texas

Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.

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(503): View more from Oregon

you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub

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(301): View more from Maryland

I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(519): View more from Ontario

I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..

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(949): View more from California

Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.

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