i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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