it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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