I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
she peed on how many people?
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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