I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!