How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
25 People Didn’t Realize They Were Talking To Someone Famous
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.