Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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