she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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