I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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